James Bond showing his new telepathic wrist watch to a lady:
JB: My watch says you are not wearing any underwear...
Lady: I am! (indignant but flustered and blushing)
JB: Oh, my watch is 10mins.advanced : D
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Tuesday, 15 November 2011
"The wife"
Just for Laugh # 1
Dad: "Well, son, how is your married life? "
Son:"Not very well,Dad. It seems I Married a Nun."
Dad: A Nun?
Son: "That's right. None in the morning,None at night,None unless I beg!"
Dad: patted his boy on the back."Why don't we all get together for a nice talk tonight?"
Son: "say,Dad.that's a great idea!"
Dad:"Fine,I'll call & tell Mother Superior to set 2 extra plates. : D
Dad: "Well, son, how is your married life? "
Son:"Not very well,Dad. It seems I Married a Nun."
Dad: A Nun?
Son: "That's right. None in the morning,None at night,None unless I beg!"
Dad: patted his boy on the back."Why don't we all get together for a nice talk tonight?"
Son: "say,Dad.that's a great idea!"
Dad:"Fine,I'll call & tell Mother Superior to set 2 extra plates. : D
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